What I haven’t done

Today I’ve been ill, nothing serious, just a cold but I haven’t had a cold in years so it’s been particularly horrid.

So here’s what I haven’t done:

No washing up …

washing up

No recycling …

recycling

No dog walking. Whizz took him but the dog looked a bit worried…

milo forlorn

No cooking – to speak of. To her delight Mavis had an enormous burger, enormous because I only had one bun left, and that was for a sausage!

mavis with giant burger

And Whizz, who was about to have nothing for lunch because it all seemed too much trouble, discovered this in the cupboard…

the full monty

You’d have thought he’d made himself something cordon bleu. I don’t know why I bother.

Meanwhile, yesterday, when I was feeling a bit healthier I made some low carb bread. It sounds like an oxymoron doesn’t it? I sent for the mix from

www.avidlite.co.uk

I was so excited to find this website as low carb stuff has been very hard to get. I did promise myself only two slices per day but because I’ve been VERY lazy today I’ve had two sandwiches. Oh my, the wind!

It looks the part…

low carb bread

But it tastes rather like a bath sponge with a crust on it. Whizz says that Crusty Bath-Sponge sounds like a companion for Bertie Wooster!

Anyway, the house looks like a bomb’s hit it so I hope I get better soon – and that nobody comes to call!